Cain

Cain is the first son of Adam and Eve. He killed Abel and abused every animal alike. He married Medusa, Stheno, and Euryale and has 9 trillion evil children following his orders. He is actually the grandson of Satan, the cousin of Cthulhu and Xenu, and the great-grandson of Chaos, main evil god. He has a laugh like that of a wicked witch. He took over 9999999 planets and earth will be his one millionth when his mother dies. His father died of a broken heart because God's animals keep being turned into stone.